AUGUST 5TH, 2023
It's a busy day here at the Chronicle. And the tea seems to be coming in piping hot! The Mayor seems to have been busy the past week as his statements are going viral. And some might be controversial, like the one we're reporting now!
You're hearing it here first, Readers! Judge Dice is out and who might be stepping into those shoes? Judge Dice leaves behind a long legacy of cases and respect. The next Judge up has their work cut out for them, with the rumored Civil Cases that are lining up to be trailed. Many have spoken out against the Onyx Heights Police Department after the Pit Stop raid. And now there's more claims coming their way, too!
So, who is the new Judge? To a shock to us all, Grace Kennedy (pictured above) was the new appointed Judge by Mayor Fox himself, with the city council backing his decision. Kennedy, who was just the headline to a recent scandal, that went viral, might have people questioning the intentions of the woman! But fear not, Mayor Fox states that she is "The best, and most realistic candidate" after her controversial tenure as District Attorney.
Many are already asking the question...
"Is she only doing this to be bent over her desk once more?"
- Citizens of Onyx Heights
We will be looking into this, we assure you! But we reached out to the new Judge, and her statement is here:
I'd like to thank Mayor Fox for my appointment as the newest Judge of Onyx Heights. I am sure this comes as a shock to the citizens, just as it has to myself. I can assure you, my time as District Attorney was served with the utmost respect and concern for the safety of our citizens and their families, and for that very reason, as most of you are aware, my career fell under political assault. You have my word; I will use my new position for the betterment of the city and its Citizens. - Judge Grace Kennedy
We're sure Ms. Kennedy will be using her new 'position' and likely getting the most out of it. It still has never came out who released the sex tape of her and Jack 'Lynch' Madsen, President of the Heretics MC Club. But now with the recent promotion, and 'position' of power, we have reason to assume that it was Ms. Kennedy herself! You know what they say, readers, any publicity, is good publicity. Especially in the world of Politics.
Did Grace Kennedy release the tape herself for this attention?
Absolutely, she's a genius
No way, she's an upstanding woman who would never do such
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After the article this morning, we also have gotten a statement from the former Chief of Police - Ernesto Cruz.
“The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing.” We have all heard that quote in some form. Unfortunately, it seems that the elected officials believe this has happened with this department. Since that is the case, the only recourse they would accept to rectify this situation is my resignation as chief. I will still be a part of this department, but not as chief. Look to Captain Kane as the interim chief of this department.
-Ernesto Cruz, OHPD
Seems the former Chief is still within the department, after all. We'll see what changes soon!
Is this a joke? How are the citizens of Onyx Heights supposed to take our 'justice' system seriously when our latest judge is known to consort (or should that be 'contort'?) with people like that? If this is the face (and let's hope it's the face, anyway) criminal will see over the bench then what's the point of these supposed attempts to 'clean up' the OHPD? This stinks, and it makes anything coming out of Police Headquarters look as suspicious as the ex-DA's Little Black Book. I'd say 'F that!' but I can't be the only person wondering just how many criminals already have.