September 15, 2023
I have been a citizen of Onyx Heights for over 30 years, and the recent rash of robberies, murder, and arson have sadly become commonplace in our once proud city. But today marks an all-low for a once proud city.
This afternoon, I was accosted while in the drive-thru lane at the fast food chicken restaurant. I was lucky to escape with my free bucket of chicken - and my life! - while angry hooligans rioted and looted. I wept over my Tangy Tasty drumsticks, you can believe me on that.
But that evening, as my heart recovered from the violence of earlier, I was met with an even more disturbing and morally bankrupt display: across from my apartment window, I witnessed a young couple fornicate on the roof of a building.
This was no innocent act of affection by randy teenagers. This was a pornographic display, an indecent act, an outrage of the highest order: the nudity, the gyrating, the sweaty depravity was on display for God and all the world to see!
As a responsible citizen, I took a photo with my cellular phone and have included it with my letter in the hopes these maniacs will be reprimanded by the authorities.
I ask you: Are these the acts of fine, God-fearing people? Onyx Heights used to be known as a proud place, but now it has descended into moral indifference and anarchy. I pray for all of you!
Signed,
Olga Pepper, 67
Onyx Heights
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